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Random Funny Things (RTF)
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Random Funny Things (RTF)
Me Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:54 pm
I wanted to make a thing where you can just post links to stuff you thought was funny and all delete this if you think it is unneccasary (fail spelling >.<)
Anyway I found this and thought it was hilarious!
Anyway I found this and thought it was hilarious!
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Re: Random Funny Things (RTF)
Me Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:22 pm
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Re: Random Funny Things (RTF)
Me Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:41 pm
warning the following links are full of epicalishness!!!!!!!!!!!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpBHsAFMyow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaEmCFiNqP0&feature=related
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Re: Random Funny Things (RTF)
Me Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:52 am
[b]Ways to annoy people in an elevator[/b]
[b]1Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
[/b][b]2Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend.
After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day
been?”
5Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
9Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"
12When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
13When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic they’ll open again!
[/b]
1sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7skip rather than walk
8dont use any punctuation
9sing along at the opera
10five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11have your friends address you by your wrestling name,rock bottom
12when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
[b]1Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
[/b][b]2Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend.
After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day
been?”
5Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
9Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"
12When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
13When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic they’ll open again!
[/b]
1sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7skip rather than walk
8dont use any punctuation
9sing along at the opera
10five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11have your friends address you by your wrestling name,rock bottom
12when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
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Re: Random Funny Things (RTF)
Gaara愛 Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:01 pm
lol. ok ready?
sorry its a text but ohwell
P-i heard a nasty rumor and I dont want to spread it.
J-ok
...5 min later
J-i cant belive school starts in a week
P- so you heard it to!?!?!
i like the elevartor on Holo its hilarious! the other one would be
Walk in with an empty fri holder and make sure you cover it then scream "Everyone dont move! I dropped my last french fri!"
sorry its a text but ohwell
P-i heard a nasty rumor and I dont want to spread it.
J-ok
...5 min later
J-i cant belive school starts in a week
P- so you heard it to!?!?!
i like the elevartor on Holo its hilarious! the other one would be
Walk in with an empty fri holder and make sure you cover it then scream "Everyone dont move! I dropped my last french fri!"
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Me Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:57 pm
0.o *stares at her funny and grinS* YOU ARE SO AWESOME SOMETIMES! 
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Gaara愛 Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:03 pm
We're so cool ice cubes are jelous!
Im not deaf im just ignoring you
Im not deaf im just ignoring you
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Re: Random Funny Things (RTF)
Gaara愛 Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:18 am
Dear Ceiling fan,
If only you could hold my weight i would never be bored again.
love,
Heatherfeather
I wanna see my BF crazy badly!
If only you could hold my weight i would never be bored again.
love,
Heatherfeather
I wanna see my BF crazy badly!
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SIN Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:10 am
A white man, a Japanese, and a black man were in a lifeboat off the dangerous coast of Australia after their boat sunk.
Then their boat sprung a leak.
All of them died.
I don't know why, but I laughed so hard. It's funny cuz you'd think I was going to make a racist joke, so.....ah, darn it.
Then their boat sprung a leak.
All of them died.
I don't know why, but I laughed so hard. It's funny cuz you'd think I was going to make a racist joke, so.....ah, darn it.
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Me Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:03 pm
I was out of breath from laughing at that for some reason SIN... I am so weird sometimes!
So there was a priest, a rabbi, and a (I forgot what the third was again... DARNED MEMORY!) ...and the rabbi said "Hey guys, have you heard the one about us?"
I have horrible memory as said many times so that is probably WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off!
So there was a priest, a rabbi, and a (I forgot what the third was again... DARNED MEMORY!) ...and the rabbi said "Hey guys, have you heard the one about us?"
I have horrible memory as said many times so that is probably WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off!
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Gaara愛 Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:11 pm
heres all you need to know
Men are dumb
Women are crazy
and the only reason
women are crazy
is because
men are dumb
Men are dumb
Women are crazy
and the only reason
women are crazy
is because
men are dumb
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Me Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:22 pm
LOL!!! SO TRUE!!! XD
SIBLING PROPERTY RULES
If I like it, it's mine.
If I'm holding it, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
If it it just looks like mine, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken... its yours!
SIBLING PROPERTY RULES
If I like it, it's mine.
If I'm holding it, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
If it it just looks like mine, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken... its yours!
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Me Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:18 pm
Lol... Bragarargarargarargarar the Almighty Conquerer
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Re: Random Funny Things (RTF)
SIN Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:41 am
Heatherfeather wrote:heres all you need to know
Men are dumb
Women are crazy
and the only reason
women are crazy
is because
men are dumb
All women are crazy. The only difference is the magnitude of craziness.
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