Re: Things to say when you get pulled over

**ArcticFox** Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:41 am

(Amazingly long reply... congratulations Demon Smile

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I'm sorry I have to hurry to meet someone and... Hey, you two have the same last name.

No there is not a problem officer, I accidentally dropped my beer out the car window, it won't happen again.

Hi officer, wow what a lovely mustache you have... oh wait... you're a chick...

Hey officer, someone stashed a dead body in my trunk and told me to leave it there... Can we put it in yours now... It smells bad.

Demon Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:13 am

What? You need a license to drive?

Wow, no wonder your wife sleeps around, with your breath!

Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk

Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation.

Oops...I thought you were a prostitute.

Do I have any fruits or vegetables? I don't know. Is cocaine a fruit or vegetable?

A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think George Washington can change your mind

Did you pull me over because of the drugs under the seat, the body in the trunk, or the burned out tail-light?

Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.

**ArcticFox** Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:53 am

Hey um... Offic... Poli... Person, I'm not drunk, I haven't had a beer in a whole 30 seconds.

How was I supposed to know what the legal drinking limit was?

Hmm, ya' know, Your daughter is in my favorite magazine.

Can my friend get your signature, he just loved watching you get beat up on COPS.

Demon Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:16 am

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the video camcorder.

Hey, you look like that girl I went out with a few days ago...

Hey officer, want to see a trick? Look at your wife!

**ArcticFox** Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:22 am

(Hehe... I think we are running out of things to say, may the future unleash more ideas and smart remarks.)

Wanna here a knock-knock joke?
How about this, we go out after your shift and go enjoy a beer or two, and you get rid of that ticket there.
*start singing a random song* (and hope they join in)

Demon Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:32 am

(Lol, yeah I think we're definitely running out of ideas.)

"And now for my next trick, I'll need to borrow a 20 as a prop."

**ArcticFox** Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:49 am

(For true magicians only)
"And now, if you will close your eyes and count to three, I will be out of these handcuffs and the ticket will be gone."

Demon Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:52 am

"Look! Over there! A magical donut calling your name!"

**ArcticFox** Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:54 am

"Uh, oh, I think my wife is calling... and she isn't happy." affraid

Demon Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:55 am

"Uh oh, I think YOUR wife is calling me...and she isn't happy" affraid

**ArcticFox** Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:00 am

(LOL, harsh)
"Wait one, it's for you, your wife wants her uniform back."

Demon Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:02 am

(Oooooh)

"Hey I just got a call from the Day Care Center across the street. You know, I was wondering why that uniform looked too small on you"

**ArcticFox** Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:08 am

"Oh hi." "Ya know, me and your wife were just having a wonderful conversation about you."

Demon Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:12 am

"Hey just to let you know, your wife is pregnant...and you're not the father..."

**ArcticFox** Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:27 pm

"Hiya Officer." "Ya know, you look too good to be out here doing such a dangerous job like this." *give warm smile*

Demon Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:58 am

"Officer, I completely agree with you. Doing 2 mph over the speed limit IS dangerous."

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