When Life Gives You Lemons...

[Newone8]

We've all heard them. So just let it all out. I'll start things off with a classic:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Life is going to rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! You know who I am? I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! That's right, I'm going to have my engineers invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"

~Cave Johnson, Founder of Aperture Science

[HiddenFaith]

When life gives you lemons...

Squirt it in its eyes.

[Newone8]

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

[Me]

When life gives you lemons...

Say "Screw you world!" and make prune juice for your dear old granny and you to not enjoy, and leave the world in awe of what you just did.

[Newone8]

When life gives you lemons...

Make grape juice. Then, sit back, drink some grape juice, and watch life try and figure out what in the world just happened.

[HiddenFaith]

When life gives you lemons...

Pour it in a urine testing tube, give it to the hospital, watch.

[Dark Heart]

When Life Gives You Lemons...
Proceed to find someone whose life has given them vodka, have a party

[Guest]

When life gives you lemons....
Find someone with Vodka and make lemonade then have a party

[Gaara愛]

When life gives you lemons....

I believe that if life gives you melons, you might be schitzophrenic!

[Newone8]

((Ummm.... schizophrenia is multiple personality disorder... how does that work?))

[Gaara愛]

(No, they are different. i have both meds for Heather!)

[Newone8]

((Please. Meds for everyone!))

[Guest]

When life gives you leamons...
say Fuck it and leave....

[Newone8]

((No. No swearing. Read the forum rules or be banned by HiddenFaith or Lunar's magic website powers.))

[HiddenFaith]

((I said very very very very very minimum swearing Newone8. One word every now and then won't get you banned. More however, will.))

[Me]

(Beep beep beppity beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppp! And then I beeeeep and beeppped all beep beep beep beeep! It was beeep beep! You should beeep beep sometime! Really lets out stress! Man, beep stress! Just BEEP IT!)

[Newone8]

((She posted that here, sent it in the Chatbox, insulted your WONDERFUL rules and regulations, and insulted me and KyarokoDragon in person.))

[HiddenFaith]

((She's taken it off the computer as well? What kind of insults are we talking here?))

[Stella*_*]

When life gives you lemons...

make Orange juice and life will be all like whattt

[Newone8]

((All of them...))

[Demon]

When life gives you lemons...

Shoot them twice with a double-barrel shotgun because you shouldn't trust life! Those things could be the source of the zombie infection, you never know.

[ArcticFox]

When life gives you lemons...

Throw them back at life right before you flip the table

[Newone8]

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemon juice into life's eyes.

[ArcticFox]

When life gives you lemons give them to your blind friend and claim they're oranges.

[Demon]

When life gives you lemons...

Do this to them:
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