Re: A place to put stories

[SIN]

Deer....shout?

[Me]

I swear I actually did hear a deer scream when I killed it... 0-0 no joke! I shot it dead with that Desert Eagle and it went "AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then died...

[Gaara愛]

Lol thats great! but i hope your guys fight thingy is over!

[Gaara愛]

oh this is what my friend came up with:

'Dear ceiling fan, if only you could hold my weight i wouldnt be bored ever again.'

[Me]

Can someone tell me what I missed please? If you haven't noticed I was gone for a few days...

[Lunar]

Well, in the main rp, there was a bear and the pack fought it and Blaze and Rowan were hurt. Then Lunar tried to help Rowan and Feather went over with Rowan and Lunar started a fight with Feather >.< And Khora might be having the pups soon. And Thats about it.

[Me]

OK! I got it Holo will be back in a while... about three posts more to where she is, then she'll be back can someone post there again?




and Here's a story I wrote!




Climbing Rainbows Out of Hell:


"Hello..." a little girl about 7 said to her new teacher, Mrs. Cox.
Everyone had been talking about her since she got to school and sat down
for breakfast it seemed, stealing glances and whispering. Occasionally
some of them would walk up to her and speak in loud words, "HELLO MY"
they would point to themselves "NAME IS--- WHAT'S YOURS?" and so on
making hand gestures as though she were retarded or didn't know how to
speak English well. All she had done was tell someone her dad was from
Germany, and BAM everyone assumed she didn't speak English! What was up
with that? But she was to shy to speak up, she didn't have any friends,
no relatives at the school, no nothing! Only the clothes on her back and
school supplies. She walked into class and sat down in a corner seat,
twiddling her thumbs and tapping her toes waiting for something to
happen. Watching all the other children a few years older than her
playing, or doing homework they hadn't finished. Suddenly another
red-headed girl, all alone walked up to her "Hi!" she said "Is it your
first day? Yes of course it is! How dumb of me... My name is Destiny.
What's yours?" she stared on, thinking the other girl was somehow
talking to someone else "Come on!" Destiny said "Speak up! I know you
can talk English. I heard you this morning talking to your dad through
the car window, you were scared to go into school. Everyone else is just
ignorant and doesn't realize little things like that usually. I'll be
your friend if you want!"
"Really?" she whispered grinning a bit "My
name is Kirin... Thanks for noticing me!" she giggled and held out her
hand for Destiny to shake, but she high-fived it really hard "OW!" she
said "That hurt!"
"I know!" Destiny said smiling now to "It was supposed to."

[Lunar]

Awesome story ^^

[Me]

THANKS! It's all because of real life~! hehe!



THE LITTLE MERMAID



Once upon a time . . . in a splendid palace on the bed of the bluest ocean,
lived the Sea King, a wise old triton with a long flowing white beard. He
lived in a magnificent palace, built of gaily coloured coral and seashells,
together with his five daughters, very beautiful mermaids.Sirenetta, the youngest and loveliest of them all, also had a beautiful
voice, and when she sang, the fishes flocked from all over the sea to listen
to her. The shells gaped wide, showing their pearls and even the jellyfish
stopped to listen. The young mermaid often sang, and each time, she would gaze
upwards, seeking the faint sunlight that scarcely managed to filter down into
the depths.
"Oh, how I'd love to go up there and at last see the sky, which everyone
says is so pretty, and hear the voices of humans and smell the scent of the
flowers!"
"You're still too young!" said her mother. "In a year or two, when you're
fifteen. Only then will the King let you go up there, like your sisters!"
Sirenetta spent her time wishing for the world of humans, she listened to her
sisters' stories, and every time they returned frorm the surface, she would
ask them questions, to satisfy her curiosity.
And as she waited for the day when she too would be allowed to reach the
surface of the sea and meet the unknown world, Sirenetta spent her time in her
wonderful sea garden. The seahorses kept her company, and sometimes a dolphin
would come and play. Only the unfriendly starfish never replied when she
called. At last, her long-desired birthday came. The night before, Sirenetta
could not sleep a wink. In the morning, her father called her and, stroking
her long golden hair, slipped a lovely carved flower into her locks . . .
"Therel Now you can go to the surface. You'll breathe air and see the sky.
But remember! It's not our world! We can only watch it and admire! We're
children of the sea and have no soul, as men do. Be careful and keep away from
them; they can only bring bad luck!" In a second, Sirenetta had kissed her
father and was darting smoothly towards the surface of the sea. She swam so
fast with flicks of her slender tail, that even the fish could not keep up
with her.
Suddenly she popped out of the water. How wonderful! For the first time,
she saw the great blue sky, in which as dusk began to fall, the first stars
were peeping out and twinkling. The sun, already over the horizon, trailed a
golden reflection that gently faded on the heaving waves. High overhead, a
flock of gulls spotted the llttle mermaid and greeted her arrival with shrieks
of pleasure.
"It's so lovely!" she exclaimed happily. But another nice surprise was in
store for her: a ship was slowly sailing towards the rock on which Sirenetta
was sitting. The sailors dropped anchor and the ship swayed gently in the calm
sea. Sirenetta watched the men go about their work aboard, lighting the
lanterns for the night. She could clearly hear their voices.
"I'd love to speak to them!" she said to herself. But then she gazed sadly
at her long flexible tail, her equivalent of legs, and said to herself: "I can
never be like them!" Aboard ship, a strange excitement seemed to seize the
crew, and a little later, the sky became a spray of many coloured lights and
the crackle of fireworks filled the sky.
"Long live the captain! Hurray for his 20th birthday. Hurray! Hurray . . .
many happy returns!" Astonished at all this, the little mermaid caught sight
of the young man in whose honour the display was being held. Tall and
dignified, he was smiling happily, and Sirenetta could not take her eyes from
him. She followed his every movement, fascinated by all that was happening.
The party went on, but the sea grew more agitated. Sirenetta anxiously
realized that the men were now in danger: an icy wind was sweeping the waves,
the ink black sky was torn by flashes of lightning, then a terrible storm
broke suddenly over the helpless ship. In vain Sirenetta screamed: "Look out!
Beware of the sea . . ." But the howling wind carried her words away, and the
rising waves swept over the ship. Amidst the sailors' shouts, masts and sails
toppled onto the deck, and with a sinister splintering sound, the ship sank.
By the light of one oi the lamps. Sirenetta had seen the young captain fall
into the water, and she swam to his rescue. But she could not find him in the
high waves and, tired out, was about to glve up, when suddenly there he was on
the crest of a nearby wave. In an instant, he was swept straight into the
mermaid's arms.
The young man was unconscious and the mermaid held his head above water in
the stormy sea, in an effort to save his life. She clung to him for hours
trying to fight the tiredness that was overtaklng her.
Then, as suddenly as it had sprung up, the storm died away. ln a grey dawn
over a still angry sea, Sirenetta realized thankfully that land lay ahead.
Aided by the motion of the waves, she pushed the captain's body onto the
shore, beyond the water's edge. Unable herself to walk, the mermaid sat
wringing her hands, her tail lapped by the rippling water, trying to warm the
young captain with her own body. Then the sound of approaching voices startled
Slrenetta and she slipped back into deeper water.
"Come quickly! Quickly!" came a woman's voice in alarm. "There's a man
here! Look, I think he's unconscious!" The captain was now in good hands.
"Let's take him up to the castle!"
"No, no! Better get help . . ." And the first thing the young man saw when
he opened his eyes again was the beautiful face of the youngest of a group of
three ladies.
"Thank you! Thank you . . . for saving my life . . . he murmured to the
lovely unknown lady.
From the sea Sirenetta watched the man she had snatched from the waves turn
towards the castle, without knowing that a mermaid had saved his life. Slowly
swimming out to sea, Sirenetta felt that there on the beach she had left
behind something she could never bring herself to forget. How wonderful those
tremendous hours in the storm had been, as she had battled with the elements.
And as she swam down towards her father's palace, her sisters came to meet
her, anxious to know what had kept her so long on the surface. Sirenetta
started to tell her story, but suddenly a lump came to her throat and,
bursting into tears, she fled to her room. She stayed there for days, refusing
to see anyone or to touch food. She knew that her love for the young captain
was without hope, for she was a mermaid and could never marry a human. Only
the Witch of the Deeps could help her. But what price would she have to pay?
Sirenetta decided to ask the Witch.
". . . so you want to get rid of your fishy tail, do you? I expect you'd
like to have a pair of woman's legs, isn't that so?" said the nasty Witch
scornfully, from her cave guarded by a giant squid.
"Be warned!" she went on. "You will suffer horribly, as though a sword were
cutting you apart. And every time you place your feet on the earth, you will
feel dreadful pain!"
"It doesn't matter!" whispered Sirenetta, with tears in her eyes. "As long
as I can go back to him!"
"And that's not all!" exclaimed the Witch. "In exchange for my spell, you
must give me your lovely voice. You'll never be able to utter a word again!
And don't forget! If the man you love marries someone else, you will not be
able to turn into a mermaid again. You will just dissolve in water like the
foam on the wave!"
"All right!" said Sirenetta, eagerly taking the little jar holding the
magic potion. The Witch had told Sirenetta that the young captain was actually
a prince, and the mermaid left the water at a spot not far from the castle.
She pulled herself onto the beach, then drank the magic potion. An agonizing
pain made her faint, and when she came to her senses, she could mistily see
the face she loved, smiling down at her.
The witch's magic had worked the spell, for the prince had felt a strange
desire to go down to the beach, just as Sirenetta was arriving. There he had
stumbled on her, and recalling how he too had once been washed up on the shore,
gently laid his cloak over the still body, cast up by the waves.
"Don't be frightened! he said quickly. "You're quite safe! Where have you
come from?" But Sirenetta was now dumb and could not reply, so the young man
softly stroke her wet cheek.
"I'll take you to the castle and look after you," he said. In the days that
followed, the mermaid started a new life. She wore splendid dresses and often
went out on horseback with the prince. One evening, she was invited to a great
ball at Court. However, as the Witch had foretold, every movement and each
step she took was torture. Sirenetta bravely put up with her suffering, glad
to be allowed to stay near her beloved prince. And though she could not speak
to him, he was fond of her and showered kindness on her, to her great joy.
However, the young man's heart really belonged to the unknown lady he had seen
as he lay on the shore, though he had never met her since, for she had
returned at once to her own land.
Even when he was in the company of Sirenetta, fond of her as he was, the
unknown lady was always in his thoughts. And the little mermaid, guessing
instinctively that she was not his true love, suffered even more.
She often crept out of the castle at night, to weep by the seashore. Once
she thought she could spy her sisters rise from the water and wave at her, but
this made her feel sadder than ever.
Fate, however, had another surprise in store. From the Castle ramparts one
day, a huge ship was sighted sailing into the harbour. Together with
Sirenetta, the prince went down to meet it. And who stepped from the vessel,
but the unknown lady who had been for long in the prince's heart. When he saw
her, he rushed to greet her. Sirenetta felt herself turn to stone and a
painful feeling pierced her heart: she was about to lose the prince for ever.
The unknown lady too had never forgotten the young man she had found on the
bea and soon after, he asked her to marry him. Since she too was in love, she
happily said "yes".
A few days after the wedding, the happy couple were invited for a voyage on
the huge ship, which was still in the harbour. Sirenetta too went on board,
and the ship set sail. Night fell, and sick at heart over the loss of the
prince, Sirenetta went on deck. She remembered the Witch's prophecy, and was
now ready to give up her life and dissolve in the sea. Suddenly she heard a
cry from the water and dimly saw her sisters in the darkness.
". . . Sirenetta! Sirenetta! It's us . . . your sisters! We've heard all
about what happened! Look! Do you see this knife? It's magic! The Witch gave
it to us in exchange for our hair. Take it! Kill the prince before dawn, and
you will become a mermaid again and forget all your troubles!"
As though in a trance, Sirenetta clasped the knife and entered the cabin
where the prince and his bride lay asleep. But as she gazed at the young man's
sleeping face, she simply blew him a furtive kiss, before running back on
deck. When dawn broke, she threw the knife into the sea. Then she shot a
parting glance at the world she was leaving behind, and dived into the waves,
ready to turn into the foam of the sea from whence she had come, and vanish.
As the sun rose over the horizon, it cast a long golden ray of llght across
the sea, and in the chilly water, Sirenetta turned towards it for the last
time. Suddenly, as though by magic, a mysterious force drew her out of the
water, and she felt herself lifted high into the sky. The clouds were tinged
with pink, the sea rippled in the early mornlng breeze, and the little mermaid
heard a whisper through the tinkling of bells: "Sirenetta, Sirenetta! Gome
wlth us ..."
"Who are you?" asked the mermaid, surprised to find she had recovered the
use of her voice. "Where am l?"
"You're with us in the sky. We're the fairies of the air! We have no soul
as men do, but our task is to help them. We take amongst us only those who
have shown kindness to men!"
Greatly touched, Sirenetta looked down over the sea towards the prince's
ship, and felt tears spring to her eyes. The fairies of the air whispered to
her: "Look! The earth flowers are waiting for our tears to turn into the
mornlng dew! Come along with us ..."
Hans Christian Anderson wrote this, I believe...

[SIN]

Yesterday morn, I was just going out for a gaming session with my friends. That's besides the point. Right outside of my flat, I saw a cat get run down by a car. Its head literally caved in. Blood and brains everywhere. It was sick, but at the same time just. So. Awesome. It's like watching it, then you pause to think about it, and it goes in UBER SLOW MOTION. Yes there were brains everywhere. Sone monk came along and took the cat to one side and started praying.
Yeah, I stood there for a long time. YOU JUST CAN'T GET YOURSELF AWAY, you know what I mean? It's just......it's just so fascinating to look in the insides of a dead animal, especially the head! The mashed brains! The mashed brains!

Oh don't mind me. It was....one of my sadistic natures coming out. But still. Hahahahha. Hahahahhahahahaha. Huh.

[Me]

Lol I don't mind ^-^ Once I stood for hours staring at a dead squirrel that had been electricuted by telephone wires :3 IT! WAS! SO! FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SIN]

To quote:

It was funny because squirrel was dead.
-Dug (UP)

[Me]

XD YUP! You got it right Dug







My cat was killed by rez dogs...
I really couldn't care.
Wouldn't the doctors fix her?
My cat was eaten from inside out by maggots!
Who knows how they got there?
I was totally unaware.
My cat was burned to ashes by my own family!
I didn't even know...
I found out three years later.
I cried out heart and soul!
Then five years later I had nothing left to cry out for the dog.


It's da truth! I just randomly came up with that from my life events involving pets. WHO KNOWS WHY!?! ME! ME! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! 'Cuz I had nothing else to do...



MOAR RANDOMNESS!!!
Death: It's your time. Give me your hand.
Person: No! I know that if I don't touch you, I won't die!
Death: OMG! you figured out the key to living forever! High five! *holds up hand*
Person: *high fives the hand and dies*
Death: Dumbass... *grins evily*

[SIN]

Church: Can they hear me?
Sheila: Affirmative.
Caboose: -on the microphone- SHE SAID THAT!
Tucker: We know, you idiot.
Caboose: I KNOW THAT. I JUST WANTED TO USE THE MICROPHONE. IT MAKES ME SOUND SUPER LOUD.

[Me]

Hehehehehehe! ^-^




WANNA HERE A STORY?!? OK! YOU DO! I HAVE DECIDED FOR YOU! THIS IS A STORY, ABOUT A STORY, WHO MAGICALLY TOLD A STORY ABOUT A STORY! GOT THAT? NO!?! THEN DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE AND DON'T HEAR A STORY!!!



I'm confused... DARNIT! STUPID STORIES I COME UP WITH ARE WEIRD!!!!!!!

[Gaara愛]

ok so i was working on a cattle ranch this weekend and we had to brand. Well these two little girls about 7 and 4 ran up to me with guy parts and they were like "Here its dry just peel the top layer of skin off and then we can cook the nuts and if they cook right we will get applesauce!" Well sure enough it cooked right and i had stear blood all over my hands so i ate some of the applesause and nuts and it tasted better then i thought. could have used seasoning. lol its a Cowgirl thing.

BTW neighbors are making me watch red and blue its freaking funny! they said i was either Tex, Caboose, or doughnut

[SIN]

Tex is, pardon, MAJOR BADASS.
Caboose is just innocent.
And Donut is just over emotional.

[HiddenFaith]

Sarge is rediculous but funny.
Church is the only sane one, but with the jacked up background.
Simmons is a kiss-up.
Tucker is a player who fails at the game.
Washington, is a total jerk.
Maine, well he's just insane with a GIANT knife.
And Griff, he's just lazy.

[Me]

"Kids, don't EVER chase hedgehogs using model one race-cars! It's a big mistake!"

~ Anonomys internet troller



Eheheheheheeehe... That might be me... :3

[Gaara愛]

Tex- Major B.A
Tucker- My kinda guy
Grif- Perverted!
Sarge- ah let me show ya how its done
Caboose- me
Church- hell hes freinds with Caboose thats where he went wrong.

[SIN]

Maine (Meta) is also a badass, when he wasn't insane. With that Brute Shot? He's awesome.
The ending of Season 8 has him defeated by Washington, Sarge, Tucker, Grif and Simmons. And Sarge and Tucker are actually badasses in disguise. Sarge manages to go in an one on one combat with Maine, survives and puts Wash's plan to action, and Tucker even manages to STAB Maine, while all the other characters have problems TOUCHING him.

Donut can't die, and Caboose is practically invincible (note that he never gets hurt until the middle of Season 7, but after that nothing else happens to him.), Church is actually the Alpha, Tucker is a swordsmaster (he did slice a truck and crate in half and stab Maine.), Sarge is actually just pure awesome but he's just too...stubborn, Simmons is a genius, Grif.....is Grif. Heck, let's just say both teams have awesome people, but they just don't display it so much.

"What if this is a movie?"
"Don't be stupid, Caboose. Who would watch it? All we do is stand around and talk!"

[HiddenFaith]

I think you mixed Tucker and Grif up Heather. But yeah they are ALL EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[Gaara愛]

no Grif is perverted. "Tucker would only help me if they were the dead bodies of women..... that didnt sound like i wanted it to"

[HiddenFaith]

Yeah ok they both. But Tucker more over.

[HiddenFaith]

Once apon a time, there was a mighty red dragon named Goragg, Goragg was fair and kind to any who seeked refuge in his mighty mountain castle. One day, a young lady of fair appearance ran into his grand threshold to cry out a desperate plead for help. And then, moved by her story of a pinned brother in the rocks shifted by the terrible storm that billowed outside the grand forey. Goragg took flight and followed her guidence to find her brother, only when they landed did he see had had been fooled and the lady killed him for his precious red scales.

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